Skits and Songs

My Favorite Skits – Royal Papers

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Royal Papers

Cast:

King (or Queen)
Guard #1
Guard #2
Servant #1
Servant #2
Servant #3
Servant #4

The King is sitting on his throne. His two guards are on either side of him.

King: Bring me my Royal Papers.

Guard #1: (loudly) Bring in the King’s Royal Papers!

Servant #1 comes in and kneels before the King.

Servant #1: (showing the King a paperback book) Here are your Royal Papers, your majesty.

King: (angry) These aren’t my Royal Papers!

Guard #2: Those are not the King’s Royal Papers!

King: To the Chamber!

Servant #1: (scared to death) Not the CHAMBER!

The guards grab the servant and take him off stage. The servant is yelling “No!” Behind the curtain the servant screams.

The guards come back on stage.

King: Bring me my Royal Papers.

Guard #1: (loudly) Bring in the King’s Royal Papers!

Servant #2 comes in and kneels before the King.

Servant #2: (showing the King a newspaper) Here are your Royal Papers, your majesty.

King: (angry) These aren’t my Royal Papers!

Guard #2: Those are not the King’s Royal Papers!

King: To the Chamber!

Servant #2: (scared to death) No, No, Not the CHAMBER!

The guards grab the servant and take him off stage. The servant is yelling “No!” as he/she is being taken away. Behind the curtain the servant screams.

The guards come back on stage.

King: Bring me my Royal Papers.

Guard #1: (loudly) Bring in the King’s Royal Papers!

Servant #3 comes in and kneels before the King.

Servant #3: (showing the King a colored sheets of paper) Here are your Royal Papers, your majesty.

King: (angry) These aren’t my Royal Papers!

Guard #2: Those are not the King’s Royal Papers!

King: To the Chamber!

Servant #3: (scared to death) The CHAMBER?

The guards grab the servant and take him off stage. The servant is yelling “No!” as he/she is being taken away. Behind the curtain the servant screams, then giggles.

Servant #3: (giggling) That tickles.

The King looks off stage wondering what is going on.

The guards come back on stage.

King: Bring me my Royal Papers.

Guard #1: (loudly) Bring in the King’s Royal Papers!

Servant #2 comes in and kneels before the King.

Servant #4: (showing the King a roll of toilet paper) Here are your Royal Papers, your majesty.

King: (happy) Augh, my Royal Papers!

Both Guards: Augh, the King’s Royal Papers!

The King grabs the roll of toilet paper and runs off stage.

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